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Mostly random, with a lot of unfucking. Other things include (but are not limited to): depression, anxiety, fat, feminism, social justice issues, fluffy animals, and fandoms.

 

Thank you, Demand 5, for putting all the mediocre American made-for-tv movies on your site.

Because apparently that’s all I want to watch when I’m sick.

Go figure.

thinksquad:

Ikea’s U.S. division is raising the minimum wage for thousands of its retail workers, pegging it to the cost of living in each location, instead of its competition.
The 17% average raise, expected to be announced Thursday, is the Swedish ready-to-assemble furniture chain’s biggest in 10 years in the U.S.
The pay increase will take effect Jan. 1, 2015. It will translate to an average wage of $10.76 an hour, a $1.59 increase from the previous $9.17.
http://mashable.com/2014/06/26/ikea-minumum-wage-raise/

thinksquad:

Ikea’s U.S. division is raising the minimum wage for thousands of its retail workers, pegging it to the cost of living in each location, instead of its competition.

The 17% average raise, expected to be announced Thursday, is the Swedish ready-to-assemble furniture chain’s biggest in 10 years in the U.S.

The pay increase will take effect Jan. 1, 2015. It will translate to an average wage of $10.76 an hour, a $1.59 increase from the previous $9.17.

http://mashable.com/2014/06/26/ikea-minumum-wage-raise/

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

blueklectic:

Lord…..

gayalienprince, is this that guy you keep obsessing about?

(I just realized what my supervillain name would be.  The Enabler.  >.>)

(Source: sombrocko)

Friendzoning is a terrible thing. The idea of a friend zone is like a terrible, male…have you ever heard a girl say she’s in the friend zone? It’s a thing I think men need to be really careful about using. When they were kicking around titles for What If, before What If was chosen, I think that came up, and I was like, ‘No! Don’t do that!’ Do I think men and women can be friends? Yes, absolutely. Do I think men and women who are sexually attracted to each other can just be friends? Eh, it will probably become an issue at some point whether you deal with it, and talk about it and just move on, but it will always sort of get dealt with eventually…I definitely think the idea of friend zone is just men going, ‘This woman won’t have sex with me.’

Daniel Radcliffe, getting it (via falulatonks)

(Source: lizdexia)

talesofnorth:

There’s such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart

beastlyart:

sixpenceee:

Also here’s a compilation of all things that will make horror fans squeal with delight

Who wants to have a horror movie party with me where we just get fat off of garlic bread :|

boomvagynamite:

That’s great and everything, but how the hell are you supposed it get it out when you’ve got a full brew in there?

Pfft.  GET BIGGER BISCUITS, OBVIOUSLY!

boomvagynamite:

That’s great and everything, but how the hell are you supposed it get it out when you’ve got a full brew in there?

Pfft.  GET BIGGER BISCUITS, OBVIOUSLY!

(Source: wild-flower-lover)